Berlin’s Coolness-Debatte

Some words I contributed to tip-Berlin’s Coolness-Debatte – “Momentan gibt es eine große Debatte, ob Berlin nun cool oder uncool sei” – for the latest issue. They didn’t use them so I’m publishing them here. Fuck it, I may as well.
The pictures are from the Abandoned Berlin site, which they did feature, along with some of my photos. But onto the Coolness-Debatte…


Berlin was chuffed. Berlin loves flattery. It craves it. It needs to be reassured. It desperately seeks validation, acceptance, approval. Berlin is the queen asking the mirror on the wall which city is the fairest of them all.

But then a Gawker blogger’s declaration the city was “over” destroyed it all. Every newspaper reacted with horror. Suddenly the plug was pulled. It was good while it lasted but now the fun was gone.

Others shrugged. “Good,” they said. “Tschüßie!” Maybe now it’s over the rents won’t keep shooting up. The overer the better.
A blogger’s throwaway hit-generating remark that the city is “over” could be the best thing to happen the city. Berlin needs to get over its insecurities, stop worrying about what the world thinks. Once it finally manages to do that it really will be cool. Not that anyone will care.
There was a slightly touchy reaction to this from Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg mayor Monika Herrmann on Twitter. It seems she’s suggesting I look for alternative places to live. Or maybe I’m being the touchy one.
@ingwerbaer1 @IrishBerliner Es gibt Alternativen!
— Monika Herrmann (@MonikaHerrmann1) April 3, 2014
re: that blogger: how could berlin ever not be cool? geh bitte!
ReplyDeletei think the mayor didn't read the blog post before she commented on it.
I suspect you're right.
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